After spending more time and money than I care to admit buying and trying miracle system after
miracle system that didn't work, I sat down in total disgust and wrote a small description of how
I felt about the whole mess.
I call it the "Parable of the Starving Chimpanzee"
It is a bit of humor wrapped around a small kernel of truth. Perhaps you will
identify with some of the thoughts, and it may even bring a chuckle or two.
Parable of the Starving Chimpanzee
There I was, lost in the Info-Jungle
I felt like a starving Chimpanzee
Slashing my way through the underbrush
With a dull machete
Searching everywhere for that elusive Low Hanging Fruit
When out of nowhere, an 800 pound Gorilla appeared
He was wearing a big smile
And carried a sign
Follow me! I can show you the way!
Just cross my palm with silver
I even have a bonus for you
I immediately PayPal-ed him $97
And shouted "Let's Roll"
He thanked me, and handed me my bonus (a small cluster of three grapes)
I downloaded, I read, I promoted, I sweated, I cursed........No Fruit!
When again, out of nowhere, Mr. Guru Gorilla (as he likes to be called) appeared
This time he said (in a somewhat condescending tone)
"Well, my friend, what you need is a ladder
The really good fruit is higher up the tree
For the unbelievably low price of just $147
I can rent you a ladder that will take you over the top!!
And I'll throw in a super bonus!!"
Dilemma!! Do I cough up the cash and hope?
Or do I kiss my $97 goodbye and tell this big jerk to bug off?
I was about to disappear into the underbrush when he shouted after me
"Wait, Wait, If this thing didn't work for you
My brother-in-law Mr. Kongorilla
Is about to launch an absolutely awesome system
Which will change internet marketing forever,
I can reserve you a spot, blah, blah, blah, blah"
I tried to tell myself how sweet my $97 grapes were
I squashed my dreams of 10 pound mangoes
And returned to the harsh realities of the Jungle
I reminded myself of that tired, but true saying
"Fool me once, shame on you! Fool me twice, shame on me!"
Now I shout to myself each morning, "This thing can be done, and I shall overcome!!!"
Back to the keyboard!
Onward and upward! The "Right Gorilla" is out there somewhere!
(He is out there, right? .....)
Well, yes!
And yes, I actually have found a "Right Gorilla". (No, that is not him in the pic, just making my point about
an 800 pound Gorilla.)
The guy I found is Steve Iser, and he is a top-notch marketer. No baloney, straight to the point, good stuff.
Steve and and his programmers have put together an automated affiliate marketing system that actually works!
I think you will find this interesting.
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